There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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