she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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