everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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