yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just invented taco cereal.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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