He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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