scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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