It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Randomize
