just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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