She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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