I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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