Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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