I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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