Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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