thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
