I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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