def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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