If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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