Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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