I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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