What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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