Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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