I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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