no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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