do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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