Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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