No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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