sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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