nutella sex= disaster
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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