He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My life is pants optional.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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