I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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