Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
