Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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