I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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