big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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