You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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