My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I have post one night stand depression
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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