Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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