don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
A+ Viking dick
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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