Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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