He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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