Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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