How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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