Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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