just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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