it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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