So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
handjob tips. give me some.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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