i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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