Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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