they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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