Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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