even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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