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(716): View more from New York

I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium

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(440): View more from Ohio

WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!

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(904): View more from Florida

Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.

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(801): View more from Utah

P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?

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(217): View more from Illinois

his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs

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(207): View more from Maine

I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection

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