there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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