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There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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