I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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