My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
