I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Randomize
