By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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