You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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